Facebook. I have a page. It's shit. I'll admit it. I'm just not cool enough to add the aquarium and the Superduperpoke-o-rama. You know how much time that damn website has wasted since it exploded? One billion years. Look it up.
My biggest pet peeve with the Facebook is that people can update the population with their "status". What ever happened to talking to someone? Not cool enough? Oh, look. Mary is sad today. B.F.D. No one cares. Go dye your hair black and listen to AFI.
The only good thing about that site, and this is what everyone uses it for, is getting in everyone elses Kool Aid. People are naturally curious about what gossip they can get about anyone else. So I'm going to start spreading random shit on there and see how far it gets. Maybe the Make a Wish foundation will finally let me run the bases at SkyDome if I try hard enough. Another thing people use it for is to stalk ex'es and psycho stalk people they want to bang. Yup. I said it. That includes chicks too. Stalking my sweet ass. Back off!
From now on, I will only attempt to use my Facebook page to totally fuck with people. If anyone pitches a fit about what I do on there, they've got an addiction and need to chill the fuck out. And really, do you care if you are in touch with EVERYONE you've ever met?? Need to add the cashier from the Grocery store to your friend list? Sure it's nice to find out how old friends are doing and whatnot, but there is a reason why you aren't friends anymore. NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!
I hate it when random people that I meet add me as friends. They just want to find out what kind of kickass things it is that I do, and envy me. Fact is, everyone envies me. Even Jesus.
One day, he came to me and asked if we could hang out and take some pictures of us skiing and playing Guitar Hero to post on his Facebook. But I thrashed his ass so bad that he cried and ran home before any pictures were taken.
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I have an easy solution...get off Facebook!
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Bullshit JZ - you're all over Rae's Facebook!
Errors found in your blog:
1. 1 billion years wasted. This is incorrect. It's in hours. Get it right stupid.
2. Running the bases at Skydome. You cannot do this as there is no such thing as the Skydome. It's the Rogers Centre. Get it right skippy.
3. Chicks stalking you on Facebook. It's not chicks, it's travis and myself, and give us a chance for once...geez!!
Why is it incorrect? Time is measured in more than just hours dickbag.
And Skydome still exists in the hearts of babies.
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