"That's the coolest old man I've ever met."

So last night after a ten hour NFL Draft watching marathon, the boys and I decided to take in some adult entertainment. What else would we do to enjoy ourselves after the testosterone filled afternoon of fooball ecstasy. Just so you know, they took out the "t" in football. Look it up.

A quick jaunt to the wondrous city of Flint, Michigan would fulfill the need to see nude women in various stages of their college educations. But this is not where the story lies. Shortly after sitting at our table, we noticed about a mid seventies guy sitting by himself at a table at the end of the stage. He looked like Steve Buscemi in another twenty five years. We've been to many gentlemen's establishments in our short lives, and this was one of the rare times that we've seen a milkshake there, let alone by himself. So I'm watching this guy, curious to see what his deal is. Horny old dude? Accidentally take some Viagra instead of Aleve? Looking to commit suicide by stripper? What? Not long after we get there, he gets up and sits at the stage to tip the dancer on stage. So when the girl comes to him to collect the tip, she shoves his face in her tits. That right there is awesome. But what made it better was the fact that he "motorboated" her boobs! Holy shit! That man has class!

So a few more minutes of him tipping the various girls on stage, and then he takes one for a private lap dance. Then another and another! Mind you, these things aren't cheap! And by the old man's appearance, looks like he's been drawing an old age pension for quite a while. I figure the guy dropped at least $100 in the time that we saw him. Looks like old Steve Buscemi is eating Ramen noodles till the next pension check gets here.

I wonder if the girls want to see if his equipment still works. Just for a point of reference if it comes up in church or something.